By Stijn Mitzer and Joost Oliemans
Misfortune befalls a person like a falcon springs on an innocent gazelle. (By Emir Ben Kalish Ezab)
The Khemed Civil War was a civil war in the Emirate of Khemed that began in 1956 when Sheikh Bab El Ehr, with international backing from Greek-American business tycoon Roberto Rastapopoulos, American arms dealer J.M. Dawson and Doctor Müller (nom de guerre: Mull Pasha), overthrew the regime of Emir Mohammed Ben Kalish Ezab. The war arose when the Emir withdrew the landing rights of Arabair, one of Rastapopoulos' companies, after the airline refused to loop-the-loop before landing at Wadesdah International Airport for the pleasure of the Emir's son Abdallah. As Wadesdah was a key link in a major smuggling route run by Arabair, the Emir proved bad for business.
The coup d'état was launched after the forces of Bab El Ehr (itself made up of rebellious members of the Ikhwan militia) began a number of skirmishes with government forces near Khemkhâh, the second largest city and principal port of the Emirate of Khemed. These skirmishes succeeded in drawing the brunt of government forces to Khemkhâh in an effort to protect the vital port city, after which forces loyal to Bab El Ehr were able to advance into Wadesdah relatively unopposed. Bab El Ehr could also count on a squadron of de Havilland Mosquito FB Mk. VIs acquired via J.M. Dawson, who had procured the aircraft from ex-Belgian Air Force stocks through a front office in Brussels.
Formerly a militia consisting of tribal fighters that could barely read or write, the ample funding provided by Rastapopoulos allowed Bab El Ehr to hire a small private army, including a number of European mercenaries. These were armed with weapons systems secured by J.M. Dawson from a number of sources. Most notably, this included a squadron of Mosquito FB Mk. VIs, two dozen Daimler Armoured Cars (both sourced from Belgian wartime surplus stocks) and a single Type VIIB U-Boat. The U-Boat had been part of Gruppe Monsun that operated in the Pacific Ocean during the Second World War, after which it had been hidden in a Japanese submarine cave. Bab El Ehr's henchmen were armed with large stock of World War II-era Lee-Enfield bolt-action rifles and M3 submachine guns.
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A Daimler Armoured Car and Willys Jeep of Bab El Ehr's Army. The Daimler is still painted in the colours of the Belgian Rijkswacht or Gendarmerie. |
Western countries appear to have had little issue with this sudden change of power, at least so long as the oil kept flowing. Bab El Ehr's forces had previously sabotaged oil pipelines that flowed to the port city of Khemikhal, depriving much of Europe from crucial oil supplies until Ben Kalish Ezab managed to get hold of the situation. It would take another succesful coup d'état in the Latin American country of San Theodoros before authorities were alerted to the situation in Khemed. After the regime of General Alcazar was overthrown by General Tapioca, the former sought to return to power by too acquiring his own private army and air force (as San Theodoros was landlocked there was no need for a navy). Turning to arms dealer Dawson, Alcazar travelled to Brussels to finalise a deal for twelve Mosquito FB Mk. VIs. His visit had not gone unnoticed by Belgian law enforcement and crime reporter Ejfiuk Tenten however.
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A former Belgian Air Force De Havilland Mosquito FB Mk. VI stored in Brussels awaiting a foreign buyer. This Mosquito was one of twelve aircraft purchased by General Alcazar, though ultimately never delivered. |
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Daimer Armoured Cars and Mosquitos give chase to Tenten's desert caravan. |
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A Mosquito closes in on the kill of Tenten's Sambuk. |
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Khemed's single Type VIIB U-Boat 'Hai'. The 'Hai' was crewed by mixed German-Italian crew. |
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The 'Hai' surrenders to the USS Los Angeles after having being depthcharged by its aircraft. Having survived numerous depth charge attacks World War II, the crew of the 'Hai' had little appetite to try their luck another time. |
In case you had the misfortune of not growing up with Tintin, this story is largely based on Tintin's The Red Sea Sharks (French: Coke en stock) and is entirely fictious. Tintin's Belgian creator Hergé often looked for words or expressions from the Brussels dialect (a dialect of the Dutch language) for names and this is also where the "Arabic" names for Khemed come from. The name "Khemed" itself is reminiscent of 'k 'em 'et ("I got it"). "Wadesdah" comes from wades da? ("what is that?") and the port city of "Khemkhâh" from 'k 'em kaa ("I'm cold"). In the name of Mohammed Ben Kalish Ezab one can recognise kalisjesap (juice of licorice) and that of his opponent Bab El-Ehr refers to baabbeleer (babbler).